George Bush

Okay, so you all probably think I'm a great big Dubya fanatic because I hate emo right? Wrong. I hate that dumbass Texan more than Saddam Hussein... well, okay, maybe I don't hate him that much. But my opinion on him is not very high. He is an utter disgrace to the presidency of America. I mean would you have sat there for seven long minutes pretending to read when the country was under attack? Didn't think so. I wouldn't anyways. I would have told the kids that there was some very important business to attend to and walk as calmly as possible out of the building. Now I'm not saying there's much Georgy boy could've done to prevent it, but it may have helped if he had looked at some of the reports the U.N. was giving him while he was on summer vacation on his ranch in Crawford. It's pretty bad when your hometown paper is campaigning for the other guy. Then there's Iraq. What the fuck? I mean come on, Saddam Hussein was a terrible guy, but we don't need to be there now, hell, I think the people can defend themselves pretty well against any enemy, look what they're doing against the American army. I think it's about time we pulled out of Iraq and focused our attention on finding that piece of shit bin Laden. Or maybe we ought to put Dubya, bin Laden, and Hussein, along w/ Dubya's puppeteer, Dick Cheney, on the same island and let them have at each other. Gore won in 2000, Kerry won in 2004, it's apparent we don't like Mr. Bush. I also hate Ralph Nader, AKA the Republican's best friend. Always stealing the election from the Dems, what the hell? Doesn't he understand he'll never be President? If he's ever elected President, I will jump in the biggest goddamn fire I can find. Long story short, if you have any problems, blame Dubya's stupid illiterate ass.

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